Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Self Reference Criterion ~ some amazing facts

I.
Coca Cola has taken up the "think local, act local" approach around the world over the last decade. Asia is an important test case, as the diversity of cultures and income levels does not provide a unified consumer base.
When it entered the chinese market in 1928, the phrase was pronounced as ko- ka- ko- la which meant in chinese “bite the wax tadpole” or “wax flattened mare” or “female horse fastened with horse”. Hence the chinese refused to buy so the company was looking for four chinese characters which approximated the sounds to something meaningful.
K’o means approve; permit; may; can; good; appropriate.


K’ou stands for mouth; hole; entrance. It looks like a mouth, right?

K’o

Le’ means happy; joyful; be glad to; enjoy; laugh

So it sums up to ko kou ko le and coca cola started selling magnificently.


II.
Bottled water companies earn high profits. What is amazing is that people are prepared to pay Rs. 12 for a liter of water-in India especially when the cost of material input (0.25 paisa per liter excluding labors cost) pales into insignificance before the price of the product.  The website of the North American says "Think Outside the Bottle" campaign.


Millions of people, both in rural and urban India, suffer from inadequate or no tap water supply.  Even some parts of Mumbai, the country's financial capital, get a mere two hours of daily water supply.

When introduced in India was less than the price of milk and is still now, so that people when thirsty did not opt for milk, the only drink that was common among the Indians.

III.
In 2004, an add about LeBron James beating cartoon material arts masters and slaying a chinese dragon with material arts offended Chinese authorities who called the ad blasphemous and insulting to national dignity and to the dragon.
The company rolled out a new campaign in june 2011 called “Nike 6.0” that was aimed at extreme sport athletes. Nike introduced a new line of T-shirts that included phrases such as “Dope”, “Get High” and “ Ride Pipe” sports lingo that also means drug use. Boston mayor expressed his objection to the shirts. Hence Nike again had to think about some remedy.

IV.
McDonalds was having a lucrative business when they thought they will want to encroach into Indian market. They were looking for the exact cookie which would crumble in Indian market. Beaf the main ingredient will not work in Indian Market because Hindus do not savour beaf! Hence they thought of chicken but then also they were missing on the Marwari Consumers, the huge lot of vegetarians. Then came the Aloo Tikki Burger. They substituted the beaf with the chicken and then aloo (potato). They gave what the situation demanded.

It is all about dealing with individuals and above all situdials!!!











Monday, April 9, 2012

A short journey

              There were those days I still remember when I used to rush to the office and rush back home. Each day seemed so long, so tiring so painful. I always waited the day to end, the sun to set and to shut my eyes to get some sleep. Sometimes I did wish if there were no tomorrow, no waking up again, no challenges again then it would be so easy, so comfortable. There will not be any walks in the unpaved roads again.
               I could hear some random noise, some laughter, yes it was laughter! Loud and Clear. There were three four people chatting, laughing , having a gala time. I was wandering across the street when one of them asked me to join. I went with them and ddnt realise when I was a part of them. It was so little a time and I mingled with their emotions, jokes, imbecility, childishness. I never imagined myself doing crazy stuffs, though I wanted to do it always :p and I did it or I can say was an accomplice :p. I laughed with all my heart out. When I saw myself in the mirror I wondered was I actually ever so upset that I did not want the sun to rise again??!! All I remembered, this is one life! one journey! and my journey had set on  a path I had hardly known. It did have a name, O you definitely know, happiness!! :) Each day was new, each day was a little life :) each day I discovered a new me :). Out of them one held my hand and strolled with me to a corner where I did explore bliss, which felt so perfect and I again asked myself why I had not come here earlier?!! I strolled with him and every step I took gave me new aspiration, new hope a new vigour which gave me all the strenth to fight back all the difficulties, all the hardships. I do owe him a lot for everything I did come across, for everything that gave me a long long grin.
                 I did stretch my hand again to hold his hand again, to grasp the lingering affection... but I coul not find his hand. My hand straight fell down on me. Sun did rise, the rays did strike my eyes. I rubbed my eyes and opend my eyes. It was a new day again! Was it a dream then?  It was no real? Was in wonderland? All I believed was not so true? What I wanted to count on never did it exist? Was it a deep, deep sleep? It was all, al utopian!! Whatever it was may be every good thing has an end. What a journey it was! short indeed!Sigh! I will have to rush to office or I will get late again.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Cul-De-Sac:

“Don’t call me again”


“Oh! Lord please listen to me once!”

“No I don’t want to and FYI don’t cry this way it isn’t helping”

“ Why bu.. but why are you doing this?”

The question wasn’t answered. Anamika quickly checked her phone, it showed call ended. She called back. Nobody took her calls. 20 times she had already called. She looked high up in the air and couldn’t stop howling. She went on saying “why God why?” . She started walking. Alone. Cursed god several times. She thought killing herself will bring an end to all the pain, all the misery. She always had the notion the almighty never answered her. Never listened to her.

She came back home, threw herself on the couch and was trying to count the blades of the ceiling fan. All of a sudden the door bell distracted her. She hurried to the door. Her maid, sabita was standing, crying. Grasped her hand and started enchanting one line “ Didi o didi amare bachan”. Anamika tried to calm her down and asked her what had happened. In a tangled voice she said her husband was missing. She has four kids, her in laws, she did not know how she will pull through! She was in a conundrum. Anamika realized she is at a much better place. She realized perhaps god is there and he does answer to all the prayers but at times maybe the answer is no.

Sabita is from Sunderbans. Her husband was a fisherman. She suspected he could have been taken away by the man eater. It is a mundane incident in Sunderbans, often fishermen while collecting fishes from the net step down on the soil. Their feet tends to get stuck in the silt, hence easy movement becomes impossible. The tiger waits for this moment and then gnaws down its victims with its canines. Inspite of the risk, poverty grills them to the death trap. The Man Eaters are ferocious, dangerous! A threat to the people of Sunderbans. The Aila left the mangrove island dilapidated and after that the residents have become more dependent on the forests. Very few are left with choices.

Anamika wanted to move out from the city anyway so she said she could come with her to Sunderbans and help her to look for her husband. The next morning they started for Sunderbans. By afternoon they reached. They lodged an FIR at the police station and went to Sabita’s house at Goshaba. Sabita’s in laws had arranged lunch for them.It was brown rice, some local fish and pickle. After lunch they started to walk down to those places where her husband was usually seen. Nowhere there was a response, Anamika couldn’t rekindle the ray of hope.

“Didimoni Ektu shunben? Edike ekbarti ashben?” A woman called Anamika from a nearby thatched house. She looked at Sabita and then asked her to wait. Anamika went inside the house. The woman said “ kayu jante parli amare meri felbe, taboo

ami bhogoban k dorai, amaro choto choto cheli meyi ache, ami shobitar jontona ta bujhi go, bujhi” and she started crying. She went on. She knew where Sabita’s husband was. Anamika was baffled. She could trace Sabita’s husband but the way she was saying she could not make out if should be at all happy about it. Her eyes started coming out of the socket, tears rolled down, there were goose bumps all over her, she was petrified, dumbstruck!

Anamika came out of the house with her head hung down. A group of fishermen had gone out for fishing but unfortunately they didn’t have a good catch so they planned to fetch honey. They entered into the forest. Slowly after wandering for a while they entered into the core area. As per government policies nobody is allowed to enter into the core area. If any mishap happens it isn’t compensated instead a fine is charged. People can also be put behind the bars. Knowing all these things they had embarked upon the cul-de-sac. Finally they spotted an area, there was a sigh of relief, their search ended. Everybody was so busy nobody noticed a member was missing from their group. After their work was done and they turned back they saw blood stains, they followed it and saw Sabita’s husband’s mutilated body lying. Half eaten, blood smeared lying down on the ground. Flies rattling over him. Everybody was grief stricken, panic stricken but had to burn him down there. Poverty had trampled down their ethical values. They did not have a choice and came out silently. All the tears, all the screams got buried into the grounds with his ashes.

Anamika was torn between gulping it down and letting her know. She could not gather up the courage to tell her the truth because she knew how it feels to lose someone and finally decided not to tell her about the loss. She thought perhaps the hope in her heart will let her live.







Thursday, June 17, 2010

Fly.. Will I?

Here I look up
entangled in a conundrum
at the celestial space,
embraced it with an elated face.


Step into a castle of oblivion
where thrived jubilation
pomp and alacrity
laughter and exultation
Days bloom with savour
Nights are joyful forever
I screamed to the vibrant sky
"here i come for a fright-less flight,
for a gleeful sprint
to touch that lust
which did rust
to clutch that love
for which I strived for long
to seek the fervour
which I longed for"


Raised my hands high
to fly to the startling sky
Clutched the walls,tried to move above
but failed with a sigh
Down did i drop
the same acrid smell did it crop
the dungeon pit ensnared me
Almighty! please set me fee
Can't bear this apathy
Done up with the chicanery



Here I survive in servility
lanced with captivity
I demand, I adjure, I shout, I plead
let me fly to my angel
let me feel his long warm gasps
let me amalgamate
let me laugh, let me fly
let me!! let me!!

GREEN & RED

Once upon a time there was a little peaceful place called Shingoor. Peaceful?! It sounds like ancient past!! Just a piece of  barren land endowed with carcasses.  There were fertile lands all around. People over there were mostly farmers. Literacy, development, social enhancement and the king of all chicanery were never traced here. What made the heavenly powers angry? what was the omen that encroached? what was the bane that struck the land of fellow reapers? In their wildest dreams they never could imagine!!
                The issue was about industrialization of Bengal. The government  wanted to industrialize West Bengal. Though more theoretically than practically. If it would have been the latter then students wouldn't have been desperate to move out of the state! The reds hoisted the flag of  industrialization but would like to quote the phrase "all that glitters aint gold" . The greens emerged to haul the above flag down for their respective reasons! May be they don't use their heads at all or use too much of it to mess up every damn thing.
                The reds wanted the  magnificent tata Nano factory to make a never happened event!! to make history!!well would like to add by any means... The greens said fertile industrial lands will be gone for ever, farmers will starve to death! The reds said many engineers will be employed, there will be a tata factory in the state. Both 'had to' oppose each other. The reds never thought about the poor, deprived them time and again, snatched away their land, didnt give them the monitory help promised that was quite obvious they are good at making fake promises. The greens thought they could earn the sympathy by hindering the work of the reds. If they really wanted to help the poor and was concerned about the fertile lands then should have stopped the work at the very beginning!! they only wanted to take a shortcut to gather enormous number of votes.
                Bengal witnessed some violent wretched wrangles, copious bloodshed, heart rendering screams. Men were slashed and smashed down to death, the reds and the greens attacked each other  with whatever they got.Women were raped, burnt alive, people were buried down alive, kids were orphaned ,men slashed each other brutally, burnt down the homes. They leaders watched the live roughshod theater. A microscopic minority of all the people were provided with monetary aid and the rest were left to die. They were threatened to zip up their mouths, they weren't provided with monetary aid. They were slaughtered by these butchers.
                They only desire to sit on the throne, to get the votes, make 10,0000 fake promises, shed crocodile tears, shout their lungs out 24*7 before the election, enchant vande mataram n no. of times, probably  they don't know what the meaning is, may be they learn it by heart like the engineering students do before their semesters! What a waste! What a hypocrisy! What a mayhem!

Monday, February 15, 2010

WHICH ONE TO PICK??

1. You are never too old to learn.
     You can never teach an old dog new tricks.

2.  Great minds think alike.
      Idiots seldom differ.

3.   Birds of  a feather flock together.
      Opposites attract.

4.    Divide and Rule.
       United we stand divided we fall.

5.     Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
        Out of sight out of mind.

6.      Many hands make light work.
         Too many cooks spoil  the broth.

7.       Time and tide waits for none.
           Slow and steady wins the race.

8.        Look before you leap.
           Strike while the iron is hot.

9.         Practise makes a man perfect.
            All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

10.        Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
             Faith will move mountains.

11.        Old is gold.
             Change is good.

\12.        All that glitters is not gold.
              Clothes maketh the man.

13.         Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.
              Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.

14.          The pen is mightier than the sword.
               Actions speak louder than words.

15.          Do it well or not at all.
               Half a loaf is better than none.
                                                          

Friday, February 5, 2010

TAUTOLOGY thrives…PLEONASM persists!!

Anna, arre you nervous?? It's a big day for you. You will be a celebrity within a couple of minutes.You will be FIRST INTRODUCED. Good Luck dear.
Thanks a ton Sir.


Hello
yess,who is there??
Ma'am this is Sara. Am calling from Verma Pvt. Ltd. I am pleased to inform you that you are the 99th lucky winner. You have got a FREE....ABSOLUTELY FREE GIFT from our company. Just you will have follow some negligeble conditions.
I see. I will get in touch with you when I will be able to neglect the conditions. Please dont offer any gift till then. bbye.




Teacher: Newton discovered the laws of motiion. First, second and third. Well, First law states that --->Every body persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight forward, except in so far as it is compelled to change its state by force impressed.
Raj: why sir??
Teacher: well(grin)...well..the REASON WHY?!..erm...child.. sit down and concentrate.(aaargghh)!
Raj(to himself): such an ass!




Lara please try this.
Danny, no thanks am on dieting!!
ohh!! coomon This is my NEW INNOVATION!!
I see. But my taste buds couldnt detect your last innovation..Why dont you ask Mrs. Claud.. She also innovates stuff. You guys can do the  sharing and caring bussiness. Good Luck.




A lady was browsing the clothes in a mall.
Ma'am this is on sale. You are getting this at the CHEAPEST PRICE and above all you are looking gorgeous in this!!
Really.
yess ma'am.
ok,I will take this.
Ma'am please refer to my name in the bill.
why?
Will get 5% commission but thats isnt important you are actually looking beautiful!!




seniors: Draw a ROUND CIRCLE and dance in it with this ghazal. One who steps out will be punished!!
junior: Ok ma'am.  :( :(




Teacher: hello friends!
students:what a cool teacher!!
Teacher: friends, write a SHORT SUMMARY of 1000 words.
students: she is so fake!!..she is definitely not cool!!sigh!!





Hi aunty
Hello Ria
Wot doing?
Checking out guys?? huh!!(smirk)
noway!!
why dear??
gawd!! yuck!! look at the HUGE GIANT!!
At the extreme left??
oh yess!!
He is my son honey!!
Ahh! I see, Actually was always poor in geography! Really not good with directions!! often mix up left and right!! bbye.. see ya..





Politician: We are PLANNING AHEAD to make a lot of change.
Crowd: What sir??
Politician: We will transform each state into  a state like london!
Crowd:Is it??
Politician: Mark my words. We never break our promises!!



Trainer: Why cant you ride the bike at a FASTER SPEED?
Rider: Am trying Sir.
Trainer: Think a beautiful lady is sitting behind you and you both are just flying off.
Rider: Cant Imagine Sir! :(
Trainer: Ok am sitting behind you. imagine!!
Rider: What an oxymoronic Imagination will it be!!! let it be. Will try to improve.




Sir, Can you punish the sinner?
Have always soved UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!!
then it will be easy for you..cool!!
though this is officially my first case, have always helped my neighbours!!
Woat??!! gawd!!




Owner: My dear friends please do not call for a strike!
employees: Give us a reasonable salary, we wont.
Owner: Oh, Dont worry about that!! you will be given an ADDED BONUS!!





Teacher: Naina when you are talking with some authority. You should be fluent in english. You should be very particular  about every word you use.  You should never  OVER  EXAGGERATE  things.
Naina: I see madam