1. You are never too old to learn.
You can never teach an old dog new tricks.
2. Great minds think alike.
Idiots seldom differ.
3. Birds of a feather flock together.
Opposites attract.
4. Divide and Rule.
United we stand divided we fall.
5. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight out of mind.
6. Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
7. Time and tide waits for none.
Slow and steady wins the race.
8. Look before you leap.
Strike while the iron is hot.
9. Practise makes a man perfect.
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
10. Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
Faith will move mountains.
11. Old is gold.
Change is good.
\12. All that glitters is not gold.
Clothes maketh the man.
13. Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.
Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.
14. The pen is mightier than the sword.
Actions speak louder than words.
15. Do it well or not at all.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
TAUTOLOGY thrives…PLEONASM persists!!
Anna, arre you nervous?? It's a big day for you. You will be a celebrity within a couple of minutes.You will be FIRST INTRODUCED. Good Luck dear.
Thanks a ton Sir.
Hello
yess,who is there??
Ma'am this is Sara. Am calling from Verma Pvt. Ltd. I am pleased to inform you that you are the 99th lucky winner. You have got a FREE....ABSOLUTELY FREE GIFT from our company. Just you will have follow some negligeble conditions.
I see. I will get in touch with you when I will be able to neglect the conditions. Please dont offer any gift till then. bbye.
Teacher: Newton discovered the laws of motiion. First, second and third. Well, First law states that --->Every body persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight forward, except in so far as it is compelled to change its state by force impressed.
Raj: why sir??
Teacher: well(grin)...well..the REASON WHY?!..erm...child.. sit down and concentrate.(aaargghh)!
Raj(to himself): such an ass!
Lara please try this.
Danny, no thanks am on dieting!!
ohh!! coomon This is my NEW INNOVATION!!
I see. But my taste buds couldnt detect your last innovation..Why dont you ask Mrs. Claud.. She also innovates stuff. You guys can do the sharing and caring bussiness. Good Luck.
A lady was browsing the clothes in a mall.
Ma'am this is on sale. You are getting this at the CHEAPEST PRICE and above all you are looking gorgeous in this!!
Really.
yess ma'am.
ok,I will take this.
Ma'am please refer to my name in the bill.
why?
Will get 5% commission but thats isnt important you are actually looking beautiful!!
seniors: Draw a ROUND CIRCLE and dance in it with this ghazal. One who steps out will be punished!!
junior: Ok ma'am. :( :(
Teacher: hello friends!
students:what a cool teacher!!
Teacher: friends, write a SHORT SUMMARY of 1000 words.
students: she is so fake!!..she is definitely not cool!!sigh!!
Hi aunty
Hello Ria
Wot doing?
Checking out guys?? huh!!(smirk)
noway!!
why dear??
gawd!! yuck!! look at the HUGE GIANT!!
At the extreme left??
oh yess!!
He is my son honey!!
Ahh! I see, Actually was always poor in geography! Really not good with directions!! often mix up left and right!! bbye.. see ya..
Politician: We are PLANNING AHEAD to make a lot of change.
Crowd: What sir??
Politician: We will transform each state into a state like london!
Crowd:Is it??
Politician: Mark my words. We never break our promises!!
Trainer: Why cant you ride the bike at a FASTER SPEED?
Rider: Am trying Sir.
Trainer: Think a beautiful lady is sitting behind you and you both are just flying off.
Rider: Cant Imagine Sir! :(
Trainer: Ok am sitting behind you. imagine!!
Rider: What an oxymoronic Imagination will it be!!! let it be. Will try to improve.
Sir, Can you punish the sinner?
Have always soved UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!!
then it will be easy for you..cool!!
though this is officially my first case, have always helped my neighbours!!
Woat??!! gawd!!
Owner: My dear friends please do not call for a strike!
employees: Give us a reasonable salary, we wont.
Owner: Oh, Dont worry about that!! you will be given an ADDED BONUS!!
Teacher: Naina when you are talking with some authority. You should be fluent in english. You should be very particular about every word you use. You should never OVER EXAGGERATE things.
Naina: I see madam
Thanks a ton Sir.
Hello
yess,who is there??
Ma'am this is Sara. Am calling from Verma Pvt. Ltd. I am pleased to inform you that you are the 99th lucky winner. You have got a FREE....ABSOLUTELY FREE GIFT from our company. Just you will have follow some negligeble conditions.
I see. I will get in touch with you when I will be able to neglect the conditions. Please dont offer any gift till then. bbye.
Teacher: Newton discovered the laws of motiion. First, second and third. Well, First law states that --->Every body persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight forward, except in so far as it is compelled to change its state by force impressed.
Raj: why sir??
Teacher: well(grin)...well..the REASON WHY?!..erm...child.. sit down and concentrate.(aaargghh)!
Raj(to himself): such an ass!
Lara please try this.
Danny, no thanks am on dieting!!
ohh!! coomon This is my NEW INNOVATION!!
I see. But my taste buds couldnt detect your last innovation..Why dont you ask Mrs. Claud.. She also innovates stuff. You guys can do the sharing and caring bussiness. Good Luck.
A lady was browsing the clothes in a mall.
Ma'am this is on sale. You are getting this at the CHEAPEST PRICE and above all you are looking gorgeous in this!!
Really.
yess ma'am.
ok,I will take this.
Ma'am please refer to my name in the bill.
why?
Will get 5% commission but thats isnt important you are actually looking beautiful!!
seniors: Draw a ROUND CIRCLE and dance in it with this ghazal. One who steps out will be punished!!
junior: Ok ma'am. :( :(
Teacher: hello friends!
students:what a cool teacher!!
Teacher: friends, write a SHORT SUMMARY of 1000 words.
students: she is so fake!!..she is definitely not cool!!sigh!!
Hi aunty
Hello Ria
Wot doing?
Checking out guys?? huh!!(smirk)
noway!!
why dear??
gawd!! yuck!! look at the HUGE GIANT!!
At the extreme left??
oh yess!!
He is my son honey!!
Ahh! I see, Actually was always poor in geography! Really not good with directions!! often mix up left and right!! bbye.. see ya..
Politician: We are PLANNING AHEAD to make a lot of change.
Crowd: What sir??
Politician: We will transform each state into a state like london!
Crowd:Is it??
Politician: Mark my words. We never break our promises!!
Trainer: Why cant you ride the bike at a FASTER SPEED?
Rider: Am trying Sir.
Trainer: Think a beautiful lady is sitting behind you and you both are just flying off.
Rider: Cant Imagine Sir! :(
Trainer: Ok am sitting behind you. imagine!!
Rider: What an oxymoronic Imagination will it be!!! let it be. Will try to improve.
Sir, Can you punish the sinner?
Have always soved UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!!
then it will be easy for you..cool!!
though this is officially my first case, have always helped my neighbours!!
Woat??!! gawd!!
Owner: My dear friends please do not call for a strike!
employees: Give us a reasonable salary, we wont.
Owner: Oh, Dont worry about that!! you will be given an ADDED BONUS!!
Teacher: Naina when you are talking with some authority. You should be fluent in english. You should be very particular about every word you use. You should never OVER EXAGGERATE things.
Naina: I see madam
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Giggles
There was a crow
Standing on its toe
Harry said so??!!
ass!! have a look at its balance
its style and its valiance
can bet it outnumbers your talents!
harry said as if I care!!
can it sit like me on a chair??
can it dare to so much stare??
dude it can fly to the world so high
can make your brain fry fry
can shoo a pig from its sty
with all its zeal and zest
it can make its own nest
days later gets kicked by a guest
so it is a fool
and it’s the rule
that they fall in a pool
the ones which are cool
they stand on a stool
see I said am cool
you are worse than a mule
well, it can wake you up
you run to brush with close up
then take a sip from the coffee cup
this is all because of the crow
you should take a bow
and never say ’so??!!!’
I win harry!!
you go and meet sally..
do something good
your fake machoism doesnt make you a dude!!
gawd! dont dressup like red ridding hood..
The crow takes care of its family
do the same and dont be silly..
you can gift your aunt a lilly
and you can eat a chilly
try some magic with gili gili gili
the crow is great
never give it a threat
bow to it
every minute…
Standing on its toe
Harry said so??!!
ass!! have a look at its balance
its style and its valiance
can bet it outnumbers your talents!
harry said as if I care!!
can it sit like me on a chair??
can it dare to so much stare??
dude it can fly to the world so high
can make your brain fry fry
can shoo a pig from its sty
with all its zeal and zest
it can make its own nest
days later gets kicked by a guest
so it is a fool
and it’s the rule
that they fall in a pool
the ones which are cool
they stand on a stool
see I said am cool
you are worse than a mule
well, it can wake you up
you run to brush with close up
then take a sip from the coffee cup
this is all because of the crow
you should take a bow
and never say ’so??!!!’
I win harry!!
you go and meet sally..
do something good
your fake machoism doesnt make you a dude!!
gawd! dont dressup like red ridding hood..
The crow takes care of its family
do the same and dont be silly..
you can gift your aunt a lilly
and you can eat a chilly
try some magic with gili gili gili
the crow is great
never give it a threat
bow to it
every minute…
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