TAUTOLOGY thrives…PLEONASM persists!!

Anna, arre you nervous?? It's a big day for you. You will be a celebrity within a couple of minutes.You will be FIRST INTRODUCED. Good Luck dear.
Thanks a ton Sir.


Hello
yess,who is there??
Ma'am this is Sara. Am calling from Verma Pvt. Ltd. I am pleased to inform you that you are the 99th lucky winner. You have got a FREE....ABSOLUTELY FREE GIFT from our company. Just you will have follow some negligeble conditions.
I see. I will get in touch with you when I will be able to neglect the conditions. Please dont offer any gift till then. bbye.




Teacher: Newton discovered the laws of motiion. First, second and third. Well, First law states that --->Every body persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight forward, except in so far as it is compelled to change its state by force impressed.
Raj: why sir??
Teacher: well(grin)...well..the REASON WHY?!..erm...child.. sit down and concentrate.(aaargghh)!
Raj(to himself): such an ass!




Lara please try this.
Danny, no thanks am on dieting!!
ohh!! coomon This is my NEW INNOVATION!!
I see. But my taste buds couldnt detect your last innovation..Why dont you ask Mrs. Claud.. She also innovates stuff. You guys can do the  sharing and caring bussiness. Good Luck.




A lady was browsing the clothes in a mall.
Ma'am this is on sale. You are getting this at the CHEAPEST PRICE and above all you are looking gorgeous in this!!
Really.
yess ma'am.
ok,I will take this.
Ma'am please refer to my name in the bill.
why?
Will get 5% commission but thats isnt important you are actually looking beautiful!!




seniors: Draw a ROUND CIRCLE and dance in it with this ghazal. One who steps out will be punished!!
junior: Ok ma'am.  :( :(




Teacher: hello friends!
students:what a cool teacher!!
Teacher: friends, write a SHORT SUMMARY of 1000 words.
students: she is so fake!!..she is definitely not cool!!sigh!!





Hi aunty
Hello Ria
Wot doing?
Checking out guys?? huh!!(smirk)
noway!!
why dear??
gawd!! yuck!! look at the HUGE GIANT!!
At the extreme left??
oh yess!!
He is my son honey!!
Ahh! I see, Actually was always poor in geography! Really not good with directions!! often mix up left and right!! bbye.. see ya..





Politician: We are PLANNING AHEAD to make a lot of change.
Crowd: What sir??
Politician: We will transform each state into  a state like london!
Crowd:Is it??
Politician: Mark my words. We never break our promises!!



Trainer: Why cant you ride the bike at a FASTER SPEED?
Rider: Am trying Sir.
Trainer: Think a beautiful lady is sitting behind you and you both are just flying off.
Rider: Cant Imagine Sir! :(
Trainer: Ok am sitting behind you. imagine!!
Rider: What an oxymoronic Imagination will it be!!! let it be. Will try to improve.




Sir, Can you punish the sinner?
Have always soved UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!!
then it will be easy for you..cool!!
though this is officially my first case, have always helped my neighbours!!
Woat??!! gawd!!




Owner: My dear friends please do not call for a strike!
employees: Give us a reasonable salary, we wont.
Owner: Oh, Dont worry about that!! you will be given an ADDED BONUS!!





Teacher: Naina when you are talking with some authority. You should be fluent in english. You should be very particular  about every word you use.  You should never  OVER  EXAGGERATE  things.
Naina: I see madam